$223,500 100 days on market

This “immaculate” condo in the heart of UT West Campus is so updated, even the A/C unit and electric panel had a mid-life crisis in 2018 and came back brand new. Walking distance to the university and mass transit, perfect for those who want to save gas money & get their steps in (whether they want to or not). The kitchen boasts “updated” stone countertops, because apparently the old ones were engaging in some sort of counter-terrorism. It comes with stainless steel appliances—a range, microwave, refrigerator, and sink—ready to witness all your questionable 2 a.m. culinary decisions. Upstairs, two large bedrooms with ceiling fans await. The fans are presumably there to cool down the intense academic debates or, more likely, the Texas heat. The bathroom has a vanity, tile floors, and a shower, because hygiene is apparently still a selling point. You also get 1 offsite (next door) gated security parking space accessed by remote. It’s so exclusive, you need a special remote just to park your car next door! And the best part? A washer/dryer in-unit, so you never have to talk to other humans at a shared laundry facility ever again. Truly the height of luxury.